Me: XXX is cute.
Mum: He's got a girlfriend.
Me: I know. But he still makes for good eyecandy.
Mum (whilst walking out the house to go for some late night hokkien mee): Focus girl. PSLE.
Dad (who previously cleverly abstained from commenting on aforesaid conversation): Guffaw.
Sigh. And for those waiting for rumours, rumour has it D-Day's next Wed. See you then.